Recent content by Axman

My parents had like, 5 Z cars over the years, I won't do brakes on principle.

Yeah I gotta get new drums on my Chevy, I ain't doin' that shit myself. I don't fuck with brakes or door cards.

I will. It's kind of fucking with me because it's so simple.

I was challenged to make tamales last night. I will rise to the occasion.

I had another bundle of nerves reconnect in my leg a few days ago. It feels...complete again. But I don't remember what it was like before anymore. I hope this is the last of it.

The inside of my leg itches.

That sounds like you're genetically engineering mice.

Your mouse situation or old-school insults?

I still use "broad" usually in traffic situations, like "What the hell is this dumb broad doing?" because it mildly irks my wife but she can't disagree too much.

She has a short list of words that I can't use like "spastic/spaz" "autist" "reeree" and "retard" because she works with kids and occasionally lets them slip out inappropriately.

I forgot it was an honorific entire until you mentioned that.

We should bring back "dame."

All bathtubs or just the kind with jets?

My wife wants me to rig a mount for a sous-vide for the tub but I can't help but insist that's insane.

I just found out why chicks universally prefer taking hot showers and baths compared to dudes.

Women have a damn near 50-50 blood distribution through their skin and epithilial tissue and the rest of their organs.

Men have about a 40-60 ratio, and up to a 20-80 percent ration of skinrgan blood content.

This means that women have more of their blood dedicated to long-term health by boosting their immune systems, while men are less likely to bleed out or die from major injuries but are more susceptible to things like respiratory infections.

But it does wonders for sinus infections.

They sell it premixed but it's expensive for being literally a couple of drop of iodine in saline: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C2N3KLHK/